When someone tells me I'm pretty/cute: →
thatfunnyblog: At first I’m all: Then I’m like: “Wait…” http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
From last night, hehe.
kellysaivong: Tyler Watanabe! AWW CUTIES!
ennaerb: notyouraveragehipster: juneberrie: OH MY GOD DISNEY, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. omg i wanna see this!!!!!! TROI OI
OH MY GOD
Me: Did you buttdial me?
D: You butt dialed me lolol
Me: You called me during class so I called you lol
D: I'll butt dial you later!
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts...
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Checking out your progress after a hard workout at... →
Expectation: Reality: :( sad truth
jayyra: dis bitch craves the cock bad “later, im gonna masturbate, and im gonna think about you, and there aint nothing you can do about it”
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
curiouskitty: imgonnamakeachange: light-meets-the-dark: crystalsprinkles: Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas. forever aloneee<3 i’m just a virgin in general lulz I’m a virgin for everything. Haven’t even...
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
thewisepickle: A Dell.
We all have that friend who we can't be serious...
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